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LETS DO SOMETHING.
IF YOU NEED INSPIRATION PICK SOMETHING.
OR JUST BLANK COMMENT I'LL ROLL WITH IT.

Kefka Palazzo

Nemissa

Gin Ichimaru

Gig

Uzu Sanageyama

Nui Harime

REQUEST A CHARACTER OR BLANK IT AND I'LL JUST PICK SANAGEYAMA SOMEONE AT RANDOM.

Comments

[ironbuttmonkey]

What? No way, I'm fine.

[databoner]

No, I don't think you are.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Who went and made you the fun police?

[ORDERS ANYWAY.

FUCK THE FUN POLICE.]

[databoner]

[This is slowly becoming the worst idea... Sanageyama seems like a rude drunk. He should have expected this really.]

I'm not going to carry you back to your room tonight when you're too inebriated to walk on your own, you know.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Ugh, fine.

[He makes another gesture to the staff, except they still arrive with his drink...and two glasses.]

I'll make it the last one and we'll split it. There's some compromise for you.

goddammit icon!! why!!

[databoner]

[Two glasses.

The death glare being sent at the staff member that places two glasses on the table promises that they will soon find all of their most private information posted publicly in the next 24 hours.]

Fine.

[He can handle this. It's fine. He just isn't allowed to cough or choke this time either. This isn't difficult.]

now you know my pain

[ironbuttmonkey]

[What's wrong Inumata didn't you drink this stuff ALL THE TIME when you were only THIRTEEN.

When he lifts the bottle to pour their drinks, his hand hovers for a moment above the table, as if he can't tell where the glasses are. Eventually he lowers it slightly and taps it against the side of the glass, drags it up the side and rests it on the rim, then pours.

Repeat for Inumata's drink, except he might have let the bottle wander a bit at some point and let some of the contents spill. He corrects it before he can make some kind of huge mess, but there's a few drops of alcohol on the table and a trail running down the side of his glass. Whoops.

Apparently Uzu doesn't even notice. He just sets it down and lifts his own glass.]

To, uh...success! In everything!

[DOWN IT GOES.]

i renamed an icon and now i can't use it at all ):

[databoner]

[NO. HE DIDN'T. He's also never gotten completely drunk before, and he's VERY CONCERNED THIS MIGHT BE HIS FIRST TIME. Tipsy, yes. DRUNK? No.

Frowning deeply at the messy glass, as well as the fact he's going to have to do this, Inumuta delicately takes up his glass and lifts it as well. For... the sake of ceremony, apparently.

Aaaand now he has to actually drink it. Fuck. Okay. Might as well just do a big gulp of it and swallow it fast before he can actually taste it. Which works. For a few seconds. Then his eyes water as he tries to stifle some more coughing, but overall, it didn't go too badly. Except, you know, that was only one gulp out of probably... four or five more. Already he can feel his face heating up behind his collar, and he remains silent for now...]

yeah i had to change some keywords to make them work again...

[ironbuttmonkey]

[At this point he probably has a little more leeway struggling with his drink, as the more the alcohol effects him, the less Sanageyama seems to notice things.]

Haha! This is some strong stuff. I never would have guessed you'd such a strong constitution.

[He leans back in his chair, resting his glass on his lap and keeping it in hand. hope you're ready for him getting all drunkenly open about stuff, houka]

I used to avoid alcohol allll the time, back then. Everyone else got into drinking underage cause...well, we were all dumb and thought it was cool. [He laughs suddenly at that.] I didn't partake just because it seemed like a stupid way to rebel, stick it to the old man and his whole business.

But he probably would've approved less of me actually doing it, looking back.

gdit...

[databoner]

[He's so not ready for Drunk Talk About Your Past time ... Do you really want to get into Houka's daddy issues? No, you really don't... ]

So you wound up doing what he wanted, by trying to do what you thought he didn't want, but you weren't actually sure. What a poorly thought out rebellion.

[Sure seems like a good time to take another long drink of his own glass. And ... maybe just a little dizzy. But you know. Whatever. This isn't that bad, as long as he doesn't let it stay in his mouth long.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

[YOU GOTTA WORK YOUR FEELINGS OUT BRO.]

Haha, yeah...[He looks into his drink, swirling the glass a little.] I wasn't the smartest guy around. I'm still not, either.

So I guess it's why I'm glad Lady Satsuki took me on board. It's given all my energy some direction.

[databoner]

[NOPE!!!!!!]

We're all just directionless without her, aren't we?

[Oh no. He's getting philosophical too now...]

You would be running a your gang. Gamagori would be out of school, working a low-class job. Jakuzure would likely be just inheriting her father's company. And I would likely be arrested.

You might have been the most happy, out of all of us.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Mm. I'd be happy only cause I wouldn't know about any of this.

[or you guys SUBTLE FRIENDSHIP.

Subtle.]

I mean if I ever told me back then I'd be as strong as I am now, I doubt he'd ever believe it. He'd probably want it though.

What were you planning on doing back then, anyway? Did you have some kind of long term plan?

[databoner]

No. I was the kind of person who just wanted to watch things burn.

[He still kind of is. Another long drink of his glass. Wow, almost done, huh...

Maybe he should ask for another.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

Nothing wrong with that. To tell you the truth, a lotta my gang were like that! I guess I wanted to give them direction at the time, too...

[Really, he just went around gaining the respect of social outcasts with no goal in life to join him to give them a place in life.

Not mentioned: they were all idiots who only listened to strength, and he doubts that'd be the best thing to compare ego mc hacker over here to.]

Hey, you done? You can get another if you want.

[databoner]

Don't compare me to your numbskull gang members. Our situations were entirely different. They were in that life because they didn't have anywhere else to go. I chose my path.

[Houka stares at his glass, moving the glass around to watch the bottom contents stir around a little.]

... I shouldn't.

[He can tell he's losing a very conscious battle between keeping his thoughts and words to himself, and wanting to blab about everything ever. Usually he keeps the blabbering to just technical information, and bragging, but this is probably the first time... like ever, he's talked about these kind of things so openly. It's kind of freeing. Even if to whom he's saying it to isn't exactly a person of secrecy, and the location they're in isn't great either.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

Alright, alright, relax. I wasn't.

[Yeah wow look at them actually talking like real friends.

If he were sober right now he'd think it was weird.]

C'mon though, live a little! I'll split it with you if it'll make you feel better about it.

[Answer to everything: HALF THAT SHIT. Except that'll be one full bottle so it won't matter A+ uzu]

[databoner]

...

[Inumuta hides a little further into his collar for a few moments, considering things.]

Alright. But this is it. The very last one. We're going back after this.

[Two hours and three drinks later: Karaoke.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

That's more like it! Don't worry, last one, this time for real.

[famous last words

He calls someone over again and tells them to grab another. Again, might not even be bar staff, but he doesn't give a shit they'll do it anyway.]

[databoner]

[They are such assholes. I don't even know how they would survive in the real world anymore.]

I should tell you something.

I've...

[And then he changes gears completely.]

You have a good alcohol tolerance. I expected you to be worse by now. Instead you're just more loud.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Laughing once they're app'd somewhere and they can't just boss everyone around.]

Heh; a man's fortitude isn't just good for battle!

I think I'm doing pretty good for my first time.

[what was that

Don't mind him finishing off the remainder of his drink for once their next one arrives.]

[databoner]

["Get me a drink." "Get it yourself, loser." "!!!!!!"]

... This really is your first time.

[AND HE'S HAD HOW MANY AGAIN...??]

I should tell you...

[He tries again... Yeah... he should just say it.]

This isn't just beer we're drinking.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[...]

What're you talking about?

[And as he puts his glass down, the next bottle arrives.]

[databoner]

[ Heeeere it comes. Too buzzed to care. ]

I asked them to put hard liquor in your beer. I didn't know this was your first time.

[ironbuttmonkey]

How would you know? I acted like it wasn't.

[Yeah...way to go miss the point drunk uzu

way to go]