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[thesecondfinale]

LETS DO SOMETHING.
IF YOU NEED INSPIRATION PICK SOMETHING.
OR JUST BLANK COMMENT I'LL ROLL WITH IT.

Kefka Palazzo

Nemissa

Gin Ichimaru

Gig

Uzu Sanageyama

Nui Harime

REQUEST A CHARACTER OR BLANK IT AND I'LL JUST PICK SANAGEYAMA SOMEONE AT RANDOM.

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[databoner]

[ Houka pushes himself to sit upright at least, and then takes the other's hand. ]

...

[ironbuttmonkey]

[He's actually legitimately helping him! He pulls Inumata to his feet.]

[databoner]

[ Oh, Sanageyama-kun...

Aaand he's pulled to his feet, somewhat sloppily dusting himself off from the ground. ]

Thank you, Sanageyama.

... We should get going, shouldn't we.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[sparkles at u like the sempai he is

No, not really. He's on-board with leaving though.]

So you can walk after all! That saves me a lot of trouble. Just lemme hit the bill-

[He doesn't walk towards the counter as he does walk by it, reaching into his pocket and tossing a fistful of money on the counter.

...it's probably too much but he'll care in the morning.

Right now he's leaving whoops cmon houka]

[databoner]

[ but does his junk glow??? Get out of my face.

He can stand, yes. Walk... Still a little questionable. They will find out soon, as he tries to follow after Sanageyama. Aaaaand... Success!! Walking can happen. Just... A little slower than usual. Slow down, friend, unless you want to carry his ass. Which you probably could easily, honestly...]

... You didn't have to pay. I owe you already, I don't want to owe you more.

1/2

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Carry? More like drag along the floor by the foot tbh.]

Don't worry about i-

[ironbuttmonkey]

[He may have just walked straight into the closed door of the bar.]

[databoner]

Ah-

[That... looked like it hurt. For real.]

Sanagama-

[Wait fuck that's not his name.]

...Uzu, are you alright?

[First names are easier to say. Let's pretend he didn't just fuck up the other's name. He's a little concerned now though that he, who may be a little too intoxicated to walk long distances, is possibly now going to have to be responsible for helping a blind guy home...]

[ironbuttmonkey]

Wh-no, yeah, yeah, of course.

[He reaches out, momentarily patting the door before finding the handle and pushing it open.]

I think all that alcohol is effecting my shingetsu a little that's all...

[Outside they go.]

[databoner]

You walked into a door.

[YOU COULD THROW YOURSELF INTO HIM AT TOP SPEED BUT YOU COULDN'T SEE A DOOR, MONKEY?]

Let me lead the way.

[As long as you don't mind him moving at the same rate as a turtle.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

I don't need your help.

[HE'S FINE he says as he turns to keep walking only to walk straight into a trash can, stumble over it and land on his head, the weight of his body dragging his legs along with him and bringing his back slamming down onto the pavement.

fuck]

[databoner]

[...You're a mess, bro.

But he's the one who made you a mess, so he will Take Responsibility. Houka quietly walks over to the other and takes his hand. Not giving you an option, man, he's just gonna go on and grab your hand. Whether or not he cooperates is up to him though.]

We can help each other. There's no shame in that.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[UGH. But fine. Fine. That's a nice way to cover needing help.

He strengthens his grip and pulls himself up.]

Fine. I'll help you.

[yep...]

[databoner]

Carry me. And I'll guide you.

[Seems like a fair trade. Because now he won't have to walk.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

[omfg

He was prepared to carry Inumata over his shoulder if he got too drunk to walk, but if he's going to be guiding Uzu around, then that won't work.

So.

Lifting Inumata princess style.]

Alright, go.

[databoner]

[He meant more like. Piggyback-style.

But he's also not complaining. Being carried is being carried, as far as he's concerned.

MAKE WAY EVERYONE, THREE-STARS COMING THROUGH.]

Straight ahead for a while. There's a few more trashcans on your left, so try to keep a straight line.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[He'd complain about the trashcan comment but...no that's an actual hazard right now...

So he keeps his mouth shut and walks on.]

At least it's not far.

[databoner]

Only about ten minutes, given there's no other mishaps. But there won't be.

[And then he's thinking... and remembering.]

... We have to pass Jakuzure's room to get to yours.

[AND HER CATCHING THEM LIKE THIS WOULD BE A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

Ha! I can be lightfooted when I want to be, you know - she'll never catch us!

[UZU STOP SHOUTING.]

[databoner]

Why are you yelling? I'm right here. I'm inches away from your face. You're just going to get her attention by yelling!

[He yells back.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Suddenly!]

Shh!

[databoner]

[Do they have to whisper now...]

I don't see her. I think we're clear. She might be sleeping already.

[ironbuttmonkey]

...no, I thought I heard her.

But I think that's someone else moving around.

[SERIOUSLY HIS SENSES ARE SO MESSED UP RN.]

Lets just hurry and stay quiet.

[He quickens his pace, but tries to deaden the sound of his footsteps as much as he can in the process.]

Which way now??

[databoner]

[It's almost like YOU'RE ACTUALLY BLIND NOW, SANAGEYAMA. imagine that.]

Left. Point three kilometers. Your room is at the end of the hall, yes?

[ironbuttmonkey]

Yeah, that's it.

[I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW THAT THE BEER IS GONE...into my system that is.

Real blindness is definitely not as good as Anime Blindness, he's decided. So to lower the risk of anything else happening he's going to walk the rest of the distance in silence in the hopes he doesn't have any more unfortunate trip ups, especially since it'd be twice as bad carrying someone. SUPER FOCUS.

So once they've reached his room! Putting Inumata down.]

You down?

[As in "if i let go will you not collapse"]