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IF YOU NEED INSPIRATION PICK SOMETHING.
OR JUST BLANK COMMENT I'LL ROLL WITH IT.

Kefka Palazzo

Nemissa

Gin Ichimaru

Gig

Uzu Sanageyama

Nui Harime

REQUEST A CHARACTER OR BLANK IT AND I'LL JUST PICK SANAGEYAMA SOMEONE AT RANDOM.

Comments

[ironbuttmonkey]

Nothing wrong with that. To tell you the truth, a lotta my gang were like that! I guess I wanted to give them direction at the time, too...

[Really, he just went around gaining the respect of social outcasts with no goal in life to join him to give them a place in life.

Not mentioned: they were all idiots who only listened to strength, and he doubts that'd be the best thing to compare ego mc hacker over here to.]

Hey, you done? You can get another if you want.

[databoner]

Don't compare me to your numbskull gang members. Our situations were entirely different. They were in that life because they didn't have anywhere else to go. I chose my path.

[Houka stares at his glass, moving the glass around to watch the bottom contents stir around a little.]

... I shouldn't.

[He can tell he's losing a very conscious battle between keeping his thoughts and words to himself, and wanting to blab about everything ever. Usually he keeps the blabbering to just technical information, and bragging, but this is probably the first time... like ever, he's talked about these kind of things so openly. It's kind of freeing. Even if to whom he's saying it to isn't exactly a person of secrecy, and the location they're in isn't great either.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

Alright, alright, relax. I wasn't.

[Yeah wow look at them actually talking like real friends.

If he were sober right now he'd think it was weird.]

C'mon though, live a little! I'll split it with you if it'll make you feel better about it.

[Answer to everything: HALF THAT SHIT. Except that'll be one full bottle so it won't matter A+ uzu]

[databoner]

...

[Inumuta hides a little further into his collar for a few moments, considering things.]

Alright. But this is it. The very last one. We're going back after this.

[Two hours and three drinks later: Karaoke.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

That's more like it! Don't worry, last one, this time for real.

[famous last words

He calls someone over again and tells them to grab another. Again, might not even be bar staff, but he doesn't give a shit they'll do it anyway.]

[databoner]

[They are such assholes. I don't even know how they would survive in the real world anymore.]

I should tell you something.

I've...

[And then he changes gears completely.]

You have a good alcohol tolerance. I expected you to be worse by now. Instead you're just more loud.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Laughing once they're app'd somewhere and they can't just boss everyone around.]

Heh; a man's fortitude isn't just good for battle!

I think I'm doing pretty good for my first time.

[what was that

Don't mind him finishing off the remainder of his drink for once their next one arrives.]

[databoner]

["Get me a drink." "Get it yourself, loser." "!!!!!!"]

... This really is your first time.

[AND HE'S HAD HOW MANY AGAIN...??]

I should tell you...

[He tries again... Yeah... he should just say it.]

This isn't just beer we're drinking.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[...]

What're you talking about?

[And as he puts his glass down, the next bottle arrives.]

[databoner]

[ Heeeere it comes. Too buzzed to care. ]

I asked them to put hard liquor in your beer. I didn't know this was your first time.

[ironbuttmonkey]

How would you know? I acted like it wasn't.

[Yeah...way to go miss the point drunk uzu

way to go]

[databoner]

Exactly. I thought you would notice. You didn't.

[ Oh look here's their last drink... ]

[ironbuttmonkey]

...ok.

[He is super confused. He'll beat Inumata up tomorrow when he's sober.

Instead of thinking about it too hard, he's just gonna pour their drinks again - same song and dance as earlier, albeit with even more difficulty this time.

No spilled drink this time though!]

Who cares, I mean. It's not...bad.

Ok it's pretty bad. But drinking isn't supposed to be about enjoying it right? I think I heard that somewhere.

[Probably didn't...or if he did it was from someone who drank their problems away.

He raises his glass again, then takes another swig of alcohol.]

[databoner]

[ Good luck even finding him tomorrow. He's going to be hiding in one of Iori's darkest basement room until his head stops hurting. ]

I don't know where you heard that, but I think its probably wrong.

[ And here's the last half glass... Inumuta picks it up, and... Laughs a little, quietly, before taking another sip.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

[He doesn't even know why Inumata laughed, but Sanageyama laughs shortly after he does, imitating it in tone and volume.]

Thinking about it, it's really stupid. Why would you do this if you didn't like it?

[...]

Actually, I am right now, aren't I? Hahah! Do you even like this stuff?

[databoner]

I guess I do. I never really experimented. It's a lot less entertaining when you drink alone, so I never did more than simple beer. Maybe this was me, unconsciously trying to have fun.

[ He laughs again. A bit louder, this time, but gets cut off by a hiccup. Which then prompts him to start laughing again. Be concerned, Sanageyama. This sort of thing doesn't happen. ]

[ironbuttmonkey]

I guess that makes it a little better.

[Please, he's too drunk to care at this point. If he was sober though, yeah, he'd think that was weird and maybe Inumata should goddamn stop drinking and laughing.]

Besides it's good seeing you lighten up for once! I get this is a serious operation, but we're all so serious all the time. It's a real downer.

[Yeah he definitely wouldn't think so if he wasn't like this though.]

[databoner]

Do you really care about me lightening up? I've just always been serious, about everything. It's never been in my interest to not take things seriously.

[ It all always comes down to how one is raised, doesn't it? And by raising himself, there was no time to mess around. They both may be the same age, but they've lived very different lives. ]

I bet you wouldn't say that to Lady Satsuki.

[... Followed by more giggles. He's going to be so embarrassed tomorrow... ]

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Don't worry Inumata, they can be embarrassed together.]

I guess so - you're just not as boring like thi-

[A pause.]

Obviously! I can't even imagine what she'd say.

Probably nothing. Probably just kick my ass or something.

[databoner]

I could kick your ass if I wanted to.

[ oh no. Oh nooooo.

He really doesn't know what he's saying right now. He's just drinking more of his drink and thinking distantly he probably shouldn't have said that. ]

[ironbuttmonkey]

[OH NO INUMATA WHY.]

You're joking.

The only person able to beat me around here is Sat-Lady Satsuki.

...and maybe Matoi.

[Pointing accusingly.]

Don't get cocky, computer boy.

[databoner]

Sounds like you don't want to find out.

[ Rational part of Inumutas mind: what are you doing WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Rest of Inumutas mind: Hold my beer. ]

I understand. It would be shaming.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Oh!

[He stands up suddenly, his glass slipping out of his hand and smashing on the ground, slamming both free hands on the table and leaning forward.]

You-you think so, huh?! C'mon! Right here, uniform or no uniform! Either way you're gonna get an ass kicking, nerd!

[Everyone else in the bar has gone completely silent our of sheer terror. OH GOD THREE STARTS FIGHTING WHY.]

[databoner]

[ Inumuta, still seated and getting a bit overheated with his high collar, unzips his collar down a bit. ]

Name calling, even though we were so close a few minutes ago?


[ This is a horrible idea. But once he downs the rest of his drink, nothing seems like a bad idea ever again. ]

Alright. Yeah. Let's go.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[He doesn't waste any time, taking a step onto the table in front of them, lunging forward and throwing a punch right at Inumata's smug nerd face.]