[Oh, she'd recognise that state they're in better than anyone...she's been there, unfortunately.
Well, okay, maybe not unfortunately. Nobunaga is the type to actually enjoy the kind of stuff Nohime is into but still!]
Donnnn't you give me that "take care" nonsense, Nō! I won't have you sully my vassal with your...kinks.
[That could mean two different things but
Both likely apply.]
And besides, where do you get the nerve qualifying as an assassin?! You never assassinated anyone your entire life! And you didn't even come by and say hello before now? And how dare you be a star higher than your husband!
Ufufu... I was born and bred to assassinate one man, though I reneged on that duty. Make of that what you will.
[ And she's just gonna casually take a puff out of her kiseru, crossing her arms as she looks at Nobunaga. You're shorter than she remembers. ]
You may be my husband, but they are my Master. I swore fealty to them. Which includes my body and my blade. Besides, I believe you found yourself another girl to preoccupy your attentions.
Since when have I ever devoted my attention to one woman anyhow? Surely you remember Kitsuno and...whatsherface.
[Poor lady saka. Doomed to obscurity.]
Besides, that hitokiri and I have a history, you hear? A history; a lot's happened in the past...although, if you say you've sworn yourself to them proper, it would be remiss of me to question that.
[Not killing her kinda proves that.
Even if...it was her intention originally.
And Nobunaga's the type of person who'd only call treachery if two people were allied in the first place, so even if No had killed her, well...there would've been no hard feelings if it was her intention all along. Now Mitsuhide? Treacherous. She just doesn't care now.]
...but for goodness sake, you could show a little restraint. You're as hard on the body as easy as you are on the eyes, you know, and they're still young.
[ There's a long draw of her kiseru as she looks at Nobu. She looks at Nobu up and down, taking into account her ridiculous hat and the gun at her side - and that cape. It seems like she's silently judging Nobunaga's choices as a Heroic Spirit, including... ]
I'm surprised you didn't go for an H cup, to be quite frank.
Hah! Surprised, aren't you? [She just said she was...] That the lofty Lord Nobunaga would choose such an unassuming, understated form...fufu. Indeed, it's not entirely to my own personal taste at all.
But! Did you know? The nature of my reputation as a demon king grants me free reign over my appearance. If I wanted to be some kind of tall, charming woman who'd even put a woman of your figure to shame, I could do so with ease.
[She folds her arms, looking all smug about it.]
Well? Impressive, isn't it? This Nobunaga can appeal to the masses regardless of what type of woman they prefer.
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Date: 2017-02-12 11:12 pm (UTC)Well, okay, maybe not unfortunately. Nobunaga is the type to actually enjoy the kind of stuff Nohime is into but still!]
Donnnn't you give me that "take care" nonsense, Nō! I won't have you sully my vassal with your...kinks.
[That could mean two different things but
Both likely apply.]
And besides, where do you get the nerve qualifying as an assassin?! You never assassinated anyone your entire life! And you didn't even come by and say hello before now? And how dare you be a star higher than your husband!
[One of those was unlike the others...]
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Date: 2017-02-13 12:44 am (UTC)[ And she's just gonna casually take a puff out of her kiseru, crossing her arms as she looks at Nobunaga. You're shorter than she remembers. ]
You may be my husband, but they are my Master. I swore fealty to them. Which includes my body and my blade. Besides, I believe you found yourself another girl to preoccupy your attentions.
[ ahem ]
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Date: 2017-02-13 01:31 am (UTC)She just, uh, clears her throat.]
Since when have I ever devoted my attention to one woman anyhow? Surely you remember Kitsuno and...whatsherface.
[Poor lady saka. Doomed to obscurity.]
Besides, that hitokiri and I have a history, you hear? A history; a lot's happened in the past...although, if you say you've sworn yourself to them proper, it would be remiss of me to question that.
[Not killing her kinda proves that.
Even if...it was her intention originally.
And Nobunaga's the type of person who'd only call treachery if two people were allied in the first place, so even if No had killed her, well...there would've been no hard feelings if it was her intention all along. Now Mitsuhide? Treacherous. She just doesn't care now.]
...but for goodness sake, you could show a little restraint. You're as hard on the body as easy as you are on the eyes, you know, and they're still young.
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Date: 2017-02-13 03:47 pm (UTC)I'm surprised you didn't go for an H cup, to be quite frank.
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Date: 2017-02-13 03:55 pm (UTC)But! Did you know? The nature of my reputation as a demon king grants me free reign over my appearance. If I wanted to be some kind of tall, charming woman who'd even put a woman of your figure to shame, I could do so with ease.
[She folds her arms, looking all smug about it.]
Well? Impressive, isn't it? This Nobunaga can appeal to the masses regardless of what type of woman they prefer.
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Date: 2017-02-13 09:45 pm (UTC)[ Don't mind her, she's just smoking. She'll wait for Nobunaga to stop talking before - ]
Oh, yes. Very good.
[ She's so not impressed. No is used to years of his blathering. ]
And the women you prefer have thighs of a certain calibre, yes?
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Date: 2017-02-13 10:12 pm (UTC)[She traces two outward curves in the air-]-and then-[-traces two inward curves-]-and-[-and two more outward curves...]
That kind of woman.
But thighs are important!
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Date: 2017-02-15 02:52 pm (UTC)[ Casually just flash her leg out a bit more so that Nobunaga could see her exposed thigh. ]
So this is all you do? Chase after girls and cause trouble for our Master? My, here I was thinking you'd be somewhat more dignified than that.