[She's heard rumours that a certain someone, some way, some how, had become a heroic spirit. Now far be it from Nobunaga to bother theorizing on that one; Nohime was absolutely far more capable than most people would assume, and in some situations maybe she'd even admit her most troublesome of wives was...maybe...possibly...her equal in some regards. There's no sense in dwelling on it.
But there is sense (to her) in barging her way across Chaldea all the way to master's quarters, banging a fist on the door to try and get it opened as quickly as possible. After all, there was no time to lose!]
Hey! You in there! Open up! I won't excuse this kind of tardiness from one of my vassals, you know! Especially when I'm here on important business!
[...
No answer? Most would assume Gudako is just gone out, but...]
Well, just listen! There's an assassin on rate up right now! You hear me? An assassin! You've no doubt been intoxicated by her ample bosom, supple thighs and sultry gaze but you have to resist the urge to roll! She's no good! You don't want her prowling these halls...!!
[Sure would be awkward if No was around to hear all this though.
[ a sultry, breathy voice comes out of the room. looks like you're too late nobu. ]
Master, you rest your pretty head. I'm sure you'll need it after all of that.
[ The door opens and lo and behold - supple thighs, ample bosom and a kiseru in her hands is the latest Assassin in Chaldea. Nohime is resplendent in a purple kimono with a butterfly and snake motif. ]
There's only one person I know who would charge around without a thought in their head.
[ No steps out and promptly closes the door behind her. If Nobu looks closely at the door behind her, there is a poor half naked completely out of it Protagonist. Looks like someone had a great Valentine's day. Well, No did. The protagonist probably didn't. ]
Don't talk about my Master that way. They take care of me most exquisitely, even if this place is rather... sparse for my taste.
[ You know how she lived in luxury most of her life? Yeah, from that to this pokey place in the middle of the arctic. Still not stopping her from being practically half naked. ]
[Oh, she'd recognise that state they're in better than anyone...she's been there, unfortunately.
Well, okay, maybe not unfortunately. Nobunaga is the type to actually enjoy the kind of stuff Nohime is into but still!]
Donnnn't you give me that "take care" nonsense, Nō! I won't have you sully my vassal with your...kinks.
[That could mean two different things but
Both likely apply.]
And besides, where do you get the nerve qualifying as an assassin?! You never assassinated anyone your entire life! And you didn't even come by and say hello before now? And how dare you be a star higher than your husband!
Ufufu... I was born and bred to assassinate one man, though I reneged on that duty. Make of that what you will.
[ And she's just gonna casually take a puff out of her kiseru, crossing her arms as she looks at Nobunaga. You're shorter than she remembers. ]
You may be my husband, but they are my Master. I swore fealty to them. Which includes my body and my blade. Besides, I believe you found yourself another girl to preoccupy your attentions.
Since when have I ever devoted my attention to one woman anyhow? Surely you remember Kitsuno and...whatsherface.
[Poor lady saka. Doomed to obscurity.]
Besides, that hitokiri and I have a history, you hear? A history; a lot's happened in the past...although, if you say you've sworn yourself to them proper, it would be remiss of me to question that.
[Not killing her kinda proves that.
Even if...it was her intention originally.
And Nobunaga's the type of person who'd only call treachery if two people were allied in the first place, so even if No had killed her, well...there would've been no hard feelings if it was her intention all along. Now Mitsuhide? Treacherous. She just doesn't care now.]
...but for goodness sake, you could show a little restraint. You're as hard on the body as easy as you are on the eyes, you know, and they're still young.
[ There's a long draw of her kiseru as she looks at Nobu. She looks at Nobu up and down, taking into account her ridiculous hat and the gun at her side - and that cape. It seems like she's silently judging Nobunaga's choices as a Heroic Spirit, including... ]
I'm surprised you didn't go for an H cup, to be quite frank.
Hah! Surprised, aren't you? [She just said she was...] That the lofty Lord Nobunaga would choose such an unassuming, understated form...fufu. Indeed, it's not entirely to my own personal taste at all.
But! Did you know? The nature of my reputation as a demon king grants me free reign over my appearance. If I wanted to be some kind of tall, charming woman who'd even put a woman of your figure to shame, I could do so with ease.
[She folds her arms, looking all smug about it.]
Well? Impressive, isn't it? This Nobunaga can appeal to the masses regardless of what type of woman they prefer.
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Date: 2017-02-12 10:05 pm (UTC)But there is sense (to her) in barging her way across Chaldea all the way to master's quarters, banging a fist on the door to try and get it opened as quickly as possible. After all, there was no time to lose!]
Hey! You in there! Open up! I won't excuse this kind of tardiness from one of my vassals, you know! Especially when I'm here on important business!
[...
No answer? Most would assume Gudako is just gone out, but...]
Well, just listen! There's an assassin on rate up right now! You hear me? An assassin! You've no doubt been intoxicated by her ample bosom, supple thighs and sultry gaze but you have to resist the urge to roll! She's no good! You don't want her prowling these halls...!!
[Sure would be awkward if No was around to hear all this though.
Or maybe she's even inside already...]
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Date: 2017-02-12 10:24 pm (UTC)[ a sultry, breathy voice comes out of the room. looks like you're too late nobu. ]
Master, you rest your pretty head. I'm sure you'll need it after all of that.
[ The door opens and lo and behold - supple thighs, ample bosom and a kiseru in her hands is the latest Assassin in Chaldea. Nohime is resplendent in a purple kimono with a butterfly and snake motif. ]
There's only one person I know who would charge around without a thought in their head.
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Date: 2017-02-12 10:34 pm (UTC)Shit.
After a brief bout of shock she regains her composure and goes back on the attack.]
You demon woman...!!
[Actually, maybe it's ironic for Nobunaga to call anyone that, Demon King status taken into consideration.]
What're you up to in there...?! I'd be a poor excuse for that kid's lord if I left you alone with them!
[TRYING TO PUSH PAST AND BARGE IN.]
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Date: 2017-02-12 11:00 pm (UTC)[ No steps out and promptly closes the door behind her. If Nobu looks closely at the door behind her, there is a poor half naked completely out of it Protagonist. Looks like someone had a great Valentine's day. Well, No did. The protagonist probably didn't. ]
Don't talk about my Master that way. They take care of me most exquisitely, even if this place is rather... sparse for my taste.
[ You know how she lived in luxury most of her life? Yeah, from that to this pokey place in the middle of the arctic. Still not stopping her from being practically half naked. ]
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Date: 2017-02-12 11:12 pm (UTC)Well, okay, maybe not unfortunately. Nobunaga is the type to actually enjoy the kind of stuff Nohime is into but still!]
Donnnn't you give me that "take care" nonsense, Nō! I won't have you sully my vassal with your...kinks.
[That could mean two different things but
Both likely apply.]
And besides, where do you get the nerve qualifying as an assassin?! You never assassinated anyone your entire life! And you didn't even come by and say hello before now? And how dare you be a star higher than your husband!
[One of those was unlike the others...]
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Date: 2017-02-13 12:44 am (UTC)[ And she's just gonna casually take a puff out of her kiseru, crossing her arms as she looks at Nobunaga. You're shorter than she remembers. ]
You may be my husband, but they are my Master. I swore fealty to them. Which includes my body and my blade. Besides, I believe you found yourself another girl to preoccupy your attentions.
[ ahem ]
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Date: 2017-02-13 01:31 am (UTC)She just, uh, clears her throat.]
Since when have I ever devoted my attention to one woman anyhow? Surely you remember Kitsuno and...whatsherface.
[Poor lady saka. Doomed to obscurity.]
Besides, that hitokiri and I have a history, you hear? A history; a lot's happened in the past...although, if you say you've sworn yourself to them proper, it would be remiss of me to question that.
[Not killing her kinda proves that.
Even if...it was her intention originally.
And Nobunaga's the type of person who'd only call treachery if two people were allied in the first place, so even if No had killed her, well...there would've been no hard feelings if it was her intention all along. Now Mitsuhide? Treacherous. She just doesn't care now.]
...but for goodness sake, you could show a little restraint. You're as hard on the body as easy as you are on the eyes, you know, and they're still young.
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Date: 2017-02-13 03:47 pm (UTC)I'm surprised you didn't go for an H cup, to be quite frank.
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Date: 2017-02-13 03:55 pm (UTC)But! Did you know? The nature of my reputation as a demon king grants me free reign over my appearance. If I wanted to be some kind of tall, charming woman who'd even put a woman of your figure to shame, I could do so with ease.
[She folds her arms, looking all smug about it.]
Well? Impressive, isn't it? This Nobunaga can appeal to the masses regardless of what type of woman they prefer.
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Date: 2017-02-13 09:45 pm (UTC)[ Don't mind her, she's just smoking. She'll wait for Nobunaga to stop talking before - ]
Oh, yes. Very good.
[ She's so not impressed. No is used to years of his blathering. ]
And the women you prefer have thighs of a certain calibre, yes?
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Date: 2017-02-13 10:12 pm (UTC)[She traces two outward curves in the air-]-and then-[-traces two inward curves-]-and-[-and two more outward curves...]
That kind of woman.
But thighs are important!
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Date: 2017-02-15 02:52 pm (UTC)[ Casually just flash her leg out a bit more so that Nobunaga could see her exposed thigh. ]
So this is all you do? Chase after girls and cause trouble for our Master? My, here I was thinking you'd be somewhat more dignified than that.