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[diociopath]

Oh gosh a big spooky mansion I wonder what's inside.

If you need prompt ideas

1. Stranded. Your car broke down, or your girlfriend sped away. There's only one place around. It's a little creepy, but it's your only option.

2. Moving in. This is your new place! It's not so bad, and it was a great value for the square footage. Your new life is gonna be great!

3. Dare. It wasn't your idea, but you were dared to come in here by a friend. All you have to do is get inside, and then get out again.

4. The Expert. Exterminator, exorcist, priest, or vampire hunter, you're the guy they call to come clear out places like this.

5. Other. WHATEVER MAN.

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it's a mystery

[hamom]

[The door opens with a hard thud. Lisa Lisa steps in. Her hair billows out impressively. Also her scarf. Impressive all around.

Lisa LIsa is taking the stairs. Are you ready for this?]

[diociopath]

[Shall we set the mood? yes we shall.

Like any obnoxious sociopath with a god complex, Dio is all about setting the mood...in less meta terms. A moment ago, their stage was an empty one, and Lisa Lisa's approach was not hindered, yet even so the feeling of being watched was apparent. Once she's halfway up the staircase however, he seems to be just...there at the top, upper body tilted back, hands on his hips and head raised, all to give him this weird angle he can use to literally look down on her even more, while JoJo posing the hell out of his spine.

Naturally, he's heavily obscured by shadow.]

It isn't often I get visitors, least of all such pleasant [looking] company. To what do I owe the pleasure?

I put my theme on and my cat was like 'what the fuck is that shit'

[hamom]

[Lisa Lisa's eyes widen, but she does not startle back. There he is: the monster responsible for so much misery and pain in her family—the man who caused the death of her parents, who stole George's father's body, who left Erina a widow, who created the monster that claimed George's life. There he is, posing like a fucking turd.

Two can play that game. Lisa Lisa stops on her step, and though Dio is literally looking down on her, Lisa Lisa manages to do it metaphorically as she takes her pose.]

You will find my company less than pleasant soon enough—Dio Brando!

[diociopath]

Oh? You know who I am. It's certainly difficult being popular.

[He adjusts his gaze so he's staring at her rather than down at her, but rather than simply look he rolls his neck into the position instead.

Yes, this is the sack of shit who caused all that......shit.]

Speak, then. Tell me your name.

[hamom]

My name is Lisa Lisa. But you will better identify me as . . .

Elizabeth Joestar!