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shindreamwidthtensei- Pick one of my characters/roll for a random one off this list/drop any character of yours in and get a random choice
- Pick a prompt or RNG it and enter 1-17 for a scene; roll again for specifics
- do this as many times as you like until you're bored with it all. UNLIMITED THREADS
- or cheat. everyone knows that everyone does.
- OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios for one strange thread.
1. BED INVADERS
A. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threadder.)
1. WAKE THEM UP. You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
2. PRANK! Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
3. CAN'T BEAT EM, JOIN EM. Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
4. LET THEM SLEEP Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.
B. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
5. SCREAM 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' Really. Default action going on here.
6. PRANK! What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
7. GENTLY AWAKEN THEM. Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
8. GET TO KNOW THEM NON-BIBLICALLY. Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
9. TIE 'EM UP. FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.
2. ROADTRIP
1. BREAK DOWN: Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?
2. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Threads may also have a third participant. Go wild.
3. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... Or I think that was a deer.
4. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND: Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. This thread may also have a third or even fourth participant, if you can wing it.
5. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.
6. THE GREAT ESCAPE: Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.
3. CUDDLES
1. Sweet dreams: It's been a long day and all you want to do is sleep or just rest your eyes for a bit. Hopefully whoever is close by doesn't mind if you use them as a blanket.
2. Stormy weather: The heavy rain, thunder and lightning won't be letting up anytime soon. Luckily, it's the perfect weather to stay indoors and snuggle up close and keep warm.
3. Lazy dancer: It's the end of a party, or maybe it's only the two of you, but the tempo is slow and the lights are low. Let your dance partner take the weight and just sway.
4. Surprise attack: Time to invade someone's personal space. Are they working too much and need a distraction? Maybe you just wanted to brighten their day. Either way, they won't see it coming.
5. Movie night It can be on the sofa or in a darkened theater, but you've got your popcorn and someone to settle against during your favorite movie.
6. I love you, man It's totally platonic, really: You're just very good friends, no matter what people like to think. But you just love your friend so much you want to hug them, whether they like it or not.
7. Jeepers creepers: Welp. You were just frightened. Was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream? Either way, you're looking for someone to cling to right now, and who better than that person right there?
8. Hurt and comfort: Whether you're sick in bed, just been dumped or suffered a traumatic event, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
9 Sunday morning: Maybe you just had a wild night. Maybe there’s just not enough space at your place and you need to share your bed. Or maybe you just got really tired and someone else happened to be there. Doesn't matter because now the person with you looks way more comfortable than any blanket or pillow. Drape to your heart’s content.
4. HURT/COMFORT
1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
5. FIGHT MEME
[1] Fistfight: Straight-up, unfussy, no-holds-barred facepunching. Clearly you’re emotionally invested in this argument- or maybe you just want some stress relief.
[2] Bar fight: Someone’s had one too many drinks. Curses are being slurred, bottles are being smashed- just don’t be surprised if you get thrown out.
[3] Verbal: A caustic, intellectual battle of wits? Or just immature playground insults? Either way, the fighting here isn’t physical; sticks and stones can break your bones, but we’ll see if words can hurt you…
[4] Weaponry: Fencing practice or a real swordfight? Paintball or battlefield gunfight? The only limits are your imagination (and the extents of human military engineering, of course)!
[5] Sparring: Maybe you’re a streetwise punk teaching the new kid on the block the ropes of self-defence, or perhaps you just want to get some practice in before your karate exam.
[6] Duel: You insulted the wrong person, or got caught cheating at cards? A duel, sir, a duel! The gloves are off (and slapping you) and it’s pistols at dawn.
[7] Competitive: Boxing, wrestling, martial arts, the possibilities are endless. Just remember: the first rule of Fight Club…
6. HIGH SCHOOL AU MEME
1. class time. Pick your class, pick your seat. Whether you're paying attention or goofing off, you're interacting constantly with someone else.
2. break time. Those precious minutes that aren't lunch, usually half an hour if you're lucky. Are you hanging out on the grass, rushing to get homework finished, or bunking off school early?
3. lunch time. Food, glorious food! ... As long as you're not eating the school lunches. What sort of chaos will you get up to in the endless queue that is the lunch line?
4. food fight. The natural reaction to being served school lunches: throwing them as far away from you as possible. You're caught in the middle, or maybe you're instigating it. Who knows? No one can tell.
5. study period. Yeah. "Studying." They mean catching up on gossip, right? Or watching that crappy TV in the common room? Or maybe you really want to study. I'm not judging.
6. skipping school. Did you even get to school before you bunked off somewhere? Or did you just take the bus five stops further and in to town? Hope you don't get caught, either way.
7. exam week. You're going into an exam, or just cramming every last bit of knowledge into your head. Either way, good luck! You're going to need it.
8. detention. What did you do? Or were you innocent and wrapped up in your friend's scheme, and now you both have detention? I do not envy you at any rate.
9. summer holiday. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER! Burn your books, burn your uniforms. Everything is over for another 6 weeks (or however long you get off).
10. faculty. Oh, hello miss/sir. No, we weren't talking about bunking. Yep, you're the teacher. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you get this option, you or your partner can do a second roll for the scenario.
11. TAKE YOUR PICK. Free for you. Whether you want to pick something from the list, or make up your own scenario, this option allows that. (Of course, you could just bypass the rolling entirely.)
7. There is no 7. If you roll this, you will disappear.
8. MOOD MISMATCH MEME
The character tagging in can be the cause, the subject, or the witness of a more or less (in)appropriate display of feelings.
I. WOEFULLY -
o1. Take over the world.
o2. Eat chocolate cake.
o3. Train with them.
o4. Attend a party thrown for them, or for you.
o5. Get crowned / promoted / awarded a high honour by, or beside them.
o6. Receive a dazzling gift from them.
II. ANGRILY -
o1. Carry out a domestic task with their help.
o2. Make them a sandwich.
o3. Direct them in traffic.
o4. Propose, or commit to them.
o5. Deliver their mail / missive / gift.
o6. Give them a massage.
III. BLISSFULLY -
o1. Break their heart.
o2. Read out a defamatory article about them, or a vicious critical review of their work.
o3. Trigger a curse/mechanism that condemns you both to some terrible chore or fate.
o4. Destroy all that is dear to them.
o5. Share your germs. All of them.
o6. Sign you both up for a nigh-suicide mission.
IV. POLITELY -
o1. Take them hostage.
o2. Knock them out.
o3. Pickpocket them.
o4. Confront them about something you learned by listening in on their private conversations, reading their (e-)mail, or having their house under surveillance.
o5. Betray them.
o6. Try to kill them, or have them killed.
9. Situational Comedy
Relationship!
1. The Weird Friend: One person has an average, well put together life. The other occasionally shows up to disrupt it! Strange neighbor, that guy someone's known since college, the girl that sometimes makes the toys on her desk talk to each other. People like having them around but at some point they are going to be embarrassing.
2. The Crush: That person that's always been just out of reach for whatever reason. It could be a recent crush, or it could have been there for years. One thing is for sure- every time this person enters the room one person turns into an idiot and manages at least one unattractive thing per every five minutes. Let's just hope the crush finds it charming.
3. Family: Can't live with them, wouldn't be alive without them (whether by blood, legality, or other bonds); family can find some of the best ways to step into someone's life and make a nuisance of themselves. But sometimes when someone is feeling alone, they can bring a touch of tenderness or a smack of reality to help someone through a hard patch.
4. The Roommate: They might be new. They might have been around for years. They might deserve a punch half the time, or both characters might get along great! They might have chosen to be there or circumstances created an odd couple. Who better to have an adventure with?
5. Free choice!
Scenario
1. Caught in the act! Stealing? Enjoying private time with the significant other? Or maybe someone thinks they caught the other doing something they shouldn't, but it's a matter of odd placement. Or they possibly just walked in on the remnants of a disaster.
2. The very important lost item! A lost engagement ring? A phone with someone's personal information? That pair of underwear with a name on it left in a government building that people shouldn't have been in? It's going to take a tag team effort to get it back and maybe a lot of explaining of why and how in the first place.
3. Baby/pet sitter! An infant or pet has been left in someone's care. Let's hope one of the people here knows how to deal with it, or else this will be a disaster. Especially when that child swallows a dime and starts a panic, or that cat claws up someone's favorite coat.
4. Have to make it there in time! There's a wedding! A date! A very important job interview! Something. It'll be easier to make it with help, or have emotional support there when the chance has been missed.
5. The Big Event! Something has been planned for a while. A birthday party, a big meeting, a concert. Something huge. But things are about to go horribly wrong, whether it's the wrong band has been booked or a race of space weevils just ate the catering. Help to fix the situation has to come from unlikely sources.
6. Free choice!
- Pick a prompt or RNG it and enter 1-17 for a scene; roll again for specifics
- do this as many times as you like until you're bored with it all. UNLIMITED THREADS
- or cheat. everyone knows that everyone does.
- OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios for one strange thread.
1. BED INVADERS
A. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threadder.)
1. WAKE THEM UP. You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
2. PRANK! Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
3. CAN'T BEAT EM, JOIN EM. Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
4. LET THEM SLEEP Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.
B. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
5. SCREAM 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' Really. Default action going on here.
6. PRANK! What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
7. GENTLY AWAKEN THEM. Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
8. GET TO KNOW THEM NON-BIBLICALLY. Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
9. TIE 'EM UP. FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.
2. ROADTRIP
1. BREAK DOWN: Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?
2. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Threads may also have a third participant. Go wild.
3. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... Or I think that was a deer.
4. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND: Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. This thread may also have a third or even fourth participant, if you can wing it.
5. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.
6. THE GREAT ESCAPE: Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.
3. CUDDLES
1. Sweet dreams: It's been a long day and all you want to do is sleep or just rest your eyes for a bit. Hopefully whoever is close by doesn't mind if you use them as a blanket.
2. Stormy weather: The heavy rain, thunder and lightning won't be letting up anytime soon. Luckily, it's the perfect weather to stay indoors and snuggle up close and keep warm.
3. Lazy dancer: It's the end of a party, or maybe it's only the two of you, but the tempo is slow and the lights are low. Let your dance partner take the weight and just sway.
4. Surprise attack: Time to invade someone's personal space. Are they working too much and need a distraction? Maybe you just wanted to brighten their day. Either way, they won't see it coming.
5. Movie night It can be on the sofa or in a darkened theater, but you've got your popcorn and someone to settle against during your favorite movie.
6. I love you, man It's totally platonic, really: You're just very good friends, no matter what people like to think. But you just love your friend so much you want to hug them, whether they like it or not.
7. Jeepers creepers: Welp. You were just frightened. Was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream? Either way, you're looking for someone to cling to right now, and who better than that person right there?
8. Hurt and comfort: Whether you're sick in bed, just been dumped or suffered a traumatic event, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
9 Sunday morning: Maybe you just had a wild night. Maybe there’s just not enough space at your place and you need to share your bed. Or maybe you just got really tired and someone else happened to be there. Doesn't matter because now the person with you looks way more comfortable than any blanket or pillow. Drape to your heart’s content.
4. HURT/COMFORT
1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
5. FIGHT MEME
[1] Fistfight: Straight-up, unfussy, no-holds-barred facepunching. Clearly you’re emotionally invested in this argument- or maybe you just want some stress relief.
[2] Bar fight: Someone’s had one too many drinks. Curses are being slurred, bottles are being smashed- just don’t be surprised if you get thrown out.
[3] Verbal: A caustic, intellectual battle of wits? Or just immature playground insults? Either way, the fighting here isn’t physical; sticks and stones can break your bones, but we’ll see if words can hurt you…
[4] Weaponry: Fencing practice or a real swordfight? Paintball or battlefield gunfight? The only limits are your imagination (and the extents of human military engineering, of course)!
[5] Sparring: Maybe you’re a streetwise punk teaching the new kid on the block the ropes of self-defence, or perhaps you just want to get some practice in before your karate exam.
[6] Duel: You insulted the wrong person, or got caught cheating at cards? A duel, sir, a duel! The gloves are off (and slapping you) and it’s pistols at dawn.
[7] Competitive: Boxing, wrestling, martial arts, the possibilities are endless. Just remember: the first rule of Fight Club…
6. HIGH SCHOOL AU MEME
1. class time. Pick your class, pick your seat. Whether you're paying attention or goofing off, you're interacting constantly with someone else.
2. break time. Those precious minutes that aren't lunch, usually half an hour if you're lucky. Are you hanging out on the grass, rushing to get homework finished, or bunking off school early?
3. lunch time. Food, glorious food! ... As long as you're not eating the school lunches. What sort of chaos will you get up to in the endless queue that is the lunch line?
4. food fight. The natural reaction to being served school lunches: throwing them as far away from you as possible. You're caught in the middle, or maybe you're instigating it. Who knows? No one can tell.
5. study period. Yeah. "Studying." They mean catching up on gossip, right? Or watching that crappy TV in the common room? Or maybe you really want to study. I'm not judging.
6. skipping school. Did you even get to school before you bunked off somewhere? Or did you just take the bus five stops further and in to town? Hope you don't get caught, either way.
7. exam week. You're going into an exam, or just cramming every last bit of knowledge into your head. Either way, good luck! You're going to need it.
8. detention. What did you do? Or were you innocent and wrapped up in your friend's scheme, and now you both have detention? I do not envy you at any rate.
9. summer holiday. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER! Burn your books, burn your uniforms. Everything is over for another 6 weeks (or however long you get off).
10. faculty. Oh, hello miss/sir. No, we weren't talking about bunking. Yep, you're the teacher. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you get this option, you or your partner can do a second roll for the scenario.
11. TAKE YOUR PICK. Free for you. Whether you want to pick something from the list, or make up your own scenario, this option allows that. (Of course, you could just bypass the rolling entirely.)
7. There is no 7. If you roll this, you will disappear.
8. MOOD MISMATCH MEME
The character tagging in can be the cause, the subject, or the witness of a more or less (in)appropriate display of feelings.
I. WOEFULLY -
o1. Take over the world.
o2. Eat chocolate cake.
o3. Train with them.
o4. Attend a party thrown for them, or for you.
o5. Get crowned / promoted / awarded a high honour by, or beside them.
o6. Receive a dazzling gift from them.
II. ANGRILY -
o1. Carry out a domestic task with their help.
o2. Make them a sandwich.
o3. Direct them in traffic.
o4. Propose, or commit to them.
o5. Deliver their mail / missive / gift.
o6. Give them a massage.
III. BLISSFULLY -
o1. Break their heart.
o2. Read out a defamatory article about them, or a vicious critical review of their work.
o3. Trigger a curse/mechanism that condemns you both to some terrible chore or fate.
o4. Destroy all that is dear to them.
o5. Share your germs. All of them.
o6. Sign you both up for a nigh-suicide mission.
IV. POLITELY -
o1. Take them hostage.
o2. Knock them out.
o3. Pickpocket them.
o4. Confront them about something you learned by listening in on their private conversations, reading their (e-)mail, or having their house under surveillance.
o5. Betray them.
o6. Try to kill them, or have them killed.
9. Situational Comedy
Relationship!
1. The Weird Friend: One person has an average, well put together life. The other occasionally shows up to disrupt it! Strange neighbor, that guy someone's known since college, the girl that sometimes makes the toys on her desk talk to each other. People like having them around but at some point they are going to be embarrassing.
2. The Crush: That person that's always been just out of reach for whatever reason. It could be a recent crush, or it could have been there for years. One thing is for sure- every time this person enters the room one person turns into an idiot and manages at least one unattractive thing per every five minutes. Let's just hope the crush finds it charming.
3. Family: Can't live with them, wouldn't be alive without them (whether by blood, legality, or other bonds); family can find some of the best ways to step into someone's life and make a nuisance of themselves. But sometimes when someone is feeling alone, they can bring a touch of tenderness or a smack of reality to help someone through a hard patch.
4. The Roommate: They might be new. They might have been around for years. They might deserve a punch half the time, or both characters might get along great! They might have chosen to be there or circumstances created an odd couple. Who better to have an adventure with?
5. Free choice!
Scenario
1. Caught in the act! Stealing? Enjoying private time with the significant other? Or maybe someone thinks they caught the other doing something they shouldn't, but it's a matter of odd placement. Or they possibly just walked in on the remnants of a disaster.
2. The very important lost item! A lost engagement ring? A phone with someone's personal information? That pair of underwear with a name on it left in a government building that people shouldn't have been in? It's going to take a tag team effort to get it back and maybe a lot of explaining of why and how in the first place.
3. Baby/pet sitter! An infant or pet has been left in someone's care. Let's hope one of the people here knows how to deal with it, or else this will be a disaster. Especially when that child swallows a dime and starts a panic, or that cat claws up someone's favorite coat.
4. Have to make it there in time! There's a wedding! A date! A very important job interview! Something. It'll be easier to make it with help, or have emotional support there when the chance has been missed.
5. The Big Event! Something has been planned for a while. A birthday party, a big meeting, a concert. Something huge. But things are about to go horribly wrong, whether it's the wrong band has been booked or a race of space weevils just ate the catering. Help to fix the situation has to come from unlikely sources.
6. Free choice!
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Date: 2024-01-15 12:16 am (UTC)The letter is very official with a very official Hoenn seal and goes into detail about who Anya is and what is expected of Courtney during parole. The badge makes it clear that Anya is, in fact, the parole officer meant to keep tabs on the crazy psycho would be mass murderer.
Who...isn't radiating the usual aura of psychopathy or bloodlust or other antisocial thoughts or urges Anya would expect. In fact, it's almost like no one's home, emotionally...
Anya points two fingers at their eyes and then at Courtney, to make it clear why they are here.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 12:21 am (UTC)As it's handed over, Courtney takes the letter, undoing the seal, and begins to read through it...]
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Date: 2024-01-15 12:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-01-15 12:27 am (UTC)[Her arms fall to her side and the letter only lingers in her hand for a second or two before it's dropped.
Is this what she's been reduced to? Babysat by a pokemon?
Maybe they're hoping to shame her into good behaviour.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 12:39 am (UTC)Okay, rude. Anya knows Pokemon are effectively second class citizens in society (and, granted, society is just some weird invention of humans born out of them huddling together out of fear of Pokemon) but that is still pretty mean. How is being watched by them any different than by a human?
With a little telekinesis to get the letter off the floor--because littering is also a crime, thank you--and back into their bag, Anya seals their purse again.
.........
This is awkward. If they didn't know better, they would write this human off as a sad little brat and not--AGAIN--some high profile criminal.
....................................
How long is this Courtney going to mope...?]
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Date: 2024-01-15 12:48 am (UTC)Courtney lets out a soft sigh, turns on a heel and begins to leave. She doesn't even spare Anya a glance as she remarks-]
Follow.
[As in "if you don't keep up, I'm leaving you behind" but Courtney wasn't brought into team magma for her skills as an orator, so y'know. At the very least, if they're unsure regarding Courtney's criminal status, Anya will definitely notice that as they step out of the harbour and into the eyes of the public, every pair of eyes that sees them are on them...specifically, Courtney. Those empath abilities of theirs will pick up the anxiety and even fear that seems to follow Courtney around, quite literally inspiring it in everyone they pass.
Lilycove was where their hideout was after all, so most of the people living here know exactly who she is.
But Courtney appears to be completely indifferent to it all, making her way to a little house on the furthest end of the city, near the beach. It's a small and humble little place, fitting for someone in her circumstances.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 12:59 am (UTC)Anya is no slowpoke or Slowpoke; they keep up with Courtney with ease, levitating along right behind her. The negative feelings from the crowd confirms they got the right person, but is also near overwhelming. It isn't often they get assigned to a criminal who is so clearly recognizable. Well. They do manage to keep the anxiety and fear and anger from becoming their own.
....................
Even someone who can't technically talk is finding Courtney astonishingly untalkative. Most criminals would at least make small talk to fill the dead air, if only to soothe their own anxiety. Is Courtney actually human...?
Well, Anya certainly isn't, so that wouldn't be a bad thing. They're as out of place and as much an anomaly as Courtney, to some extent.
They are still on the girl's heels as the two get to Courtney's housing.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 01:19 am (UTC)However, the decor of the place can't even be called drab. It's practically sterile.
The desk on the far side of the room with a computer seems to be the closest thing to adding to the place she's done. It's otherwise looking as it came, without a single personal touch in terms of furniture or anything. There isn't even a TV. At the very least, it's extremely clean...
But otherwise she stands in the center of that empty looking room and turns to face her newfound roomie.]
...
Do...what you want. But...just don't...interference. Frustration.
I'd really rather...you just don't bother me.
[Good luck!]
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Date: 2024-01-15 01:31 am (UTC)...This girl is going to be a problem--one unique from any other criminal or delinquent. It is rare for Anya to get confused and frustrated this quickly. A violent offender or blue color criminal are both more appealing at the moment. Looks like they have no choice.
<< I am here explicitly to bother you. >>
They cross their arms over their chest.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 12:35 pm (UTC)[Well, that catches her off guard. She's aware it could have always been a possibility - don't Alakazam have an iq of 5000? - but she's never actually experienced communication with a pokemon this way. It makes sense it would be a psychic type at least.
Of course it also makes her a little...no, a lot, actually, uncomfortable.]
Invasive.
[Necessary perhaps, but still.]
You...what exactly do you think I'm going to do?
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Date: 2024-01-15 01:32 pm (UTC)Ahem! Courtney asks a good question, which is a definite improvement over the stubborn silence. Anya puts a finger to their chin as they consider. Triggering apocalyptic scenarios is not something one can do with any frequency, so in that sense Courtney is unlikely to be a repeat offender. Still...
<< Cause trouble. >>
That could be any number of things. Why were they picked for this job? This girl is probably going to stare at the wall for most of the day. She seems unlikely to be that hard to keep under control. This almost feels like a waste of Anya's abilities.
Unless there's other reasons for being selected for Courtney...?]
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Date: 2024-01-15 02:23 pm (UTC)Is that it?
[Breaking her indifference for amusement, she places a hand to her hip and regards the answer as if they said something stupid.]
What I'm going to do...is return...to team magma...to leader maxie...that's...no more, no less. So, why not tick some boxes? Why not...dot some i's...cross some t's...and just buzz off already.
Tattletale. ♪
[She's going to go sit at her computer now and pretend Anya isn't here.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 02:31 pm (UTC)Fine. This is a job, not a meet cute or a play date or anything enjoyable, so if the trouble maker wants to pretend Anya doesn't exist, so be it.
Anya will, hover, float over to stare over Courtney's shoulder to spy on whatever she is doing on the computer. It better not be terrorism!]
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Date: 2024-01-15 02:50 pm (UTC)She's just watching Maxie, wherever he is, via camera. Seems like a camera he doesn't know is there. It even has audio!
Her file may or may not have mentioned she's kind of obsessed with the guy.]
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Date: 2024-01-15 03:04 pm (UTC)Okay. Weird. Her file did mention the obsession, but that did not prepare them for this.
<< Recording individuals without their consent is an invasion of privacy and illegal.>>
Not that they are going to stop her yet. This may be a good opportunity to figure out what this weirdo's real deal is.]