WHAT IF I JUST STEAL FROM KELSEY WHO STOLE FROM FARRAH

[unoradinary]

- Pick one of my characters/roll for a random one off this list/drop any character of yours in and get a random choice
- Pick a prompt or RNG it and enter 1-17 for a scene; roll again for specifics
- do this as many times as you like until you're bored with it all. UNLIMITED THREADS
- or cheat. everyone knows that everyone does.
- OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios for one strange thread.

1. BED INVADERS

A. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threadder.)
1. WAKE THEM UP. You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
2. PRANK! Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
3. CAN'T BEAT EM, JOIN EM. Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
4. LET THEM SLEEP Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.

B. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
5. SCREAM 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' Really. Default action going on here.
6. PRANK! What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
7. GENTLY AWAKEN THEM. Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
8. GET TO KNOW THEM NON-BIBLICALLY. Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
9. TIE 'EM UP. FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.

2. ROADTRIP
1. BREAK DOWN: Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?
2. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Threads may also have a third participant. Go wild.
3. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... Or I think that was a deer.
4. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND: Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. This thread may also have a third or even fourth participant, if you can wing it.
5. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.
6. THE GREAT ESCAPE: Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.

3. CUDDLES
1. Sweet dreams: It's been a long day and all you want to do is sleep or just rest your eyes for a bit. Hopefully whoever is close by doesn't mind if you use them as a blanket.
2. Stormy weather: The heavy rain, thunder and lightning won't be letting up anytime soon. Luckily, it's the perfect weather to stay indoors and snuggle up close and keep warm.
3. Lazy dancer: It's the end of a party, or maybe it's only the two of you, but the tempo is slow and the lights are low. Let your dance partner take the weight and just sway.
4. Surprise attack: Time to invade someone's personal space. Are they working too much and need a distraction? Maybe you just wanted to brighten their day. Either way, they won't see it coming.
5. Movie night It can be on the sofa or in a darkened theater, but you've got your popcorn and someone to settle against during your favorite movie.
6. I love you, man It's totally platonic, really: You're just very good friends, no matter what people like to think. But you just love your friend so much you want to hug them, whether they like it or not.
7. Jeepers creepers: Welp. You were just frightened. Was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream? Either way, you're looking for someone to cling to right now, and who better than that person right there?
8. Hurt and comfort: Whether you're sick in bed, just been dumped or suffered a traumatic event, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
9 Sunday morning: Maybe you just had a wild night. Maybe there’s just not enough space at your place and you need to share your bed. Or maybe you just got really tired and someone else happened to be there. Doesn't matter because now the person with you looks way more comfortable than any blanket or pillow. Drape to your heart’s content.

4. HURT/COMFORT
1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.

5. FIGHT MEME
[1] Fistfight: Straight-up, unfussy, no-holds-barred facepunching. Clearly you’re emotionally invested in this argument- or maybe you just want some stress relief.
[2] Bar fight: Someone’s had one too many drinks. Curses are being slurred, bottles are being smashed- just don’t be surprised if you get thrown out.
[3] Verbal: A caustic, intellectual battle of wits? Or just immature playground insults? Either way, the fighting here isn’t physical; sticks and stones can break your bones, but we’ll see if words can hurt you…
[4] Weaponry: Fencing practice or a real swordfight? Paintball or battlefield gunfight? The only limits are your imagination (and the extents of human military engineering, of course)!
[5] Sparring: Maybe you’re a streetwise punk teaching the new kid on the block the ropes of self-defence, or perhaps you just want to get some practice in before your karate exam.
[6] Duel: You insulted the wrong person, or got caught cheating at cards? A duel, sir, a duel! The gloves are off (and slapping you) and it’s pistols at dawn.
[7] Competitive: Boxing, wrestling, martial arts, the possibilities are endless. Just remember: the first rule of Fight Club…

6. HIGH SCHOOL AU MEME
1. class time. Pick your class, pick your seat. Whether you're paying attention or goofing off, you're interacting constantly with someone else.
2. break time. Those precious minutes that aren't lunch, usually half an hour if you're lucky. Are you hanging out on the grass, rushing to get homework finished, or bunking off school early?
3. lunch time. Food, glorious food! ... As long as you're not eating the school lunches. What sort of chaos will you get up to in the endless queue that is the lunch line?
4. food fight. The natural reaction to being served school lunches: throwing them as far away from you as possible. You're caught in the middle, or maybe you're instigating it. Who knows? No one can tell.
5. study period. Yeah. "Studying." They mean catching up on gossip, right? Or watching that crappy TV in the common room? Or maybe you really want to study. I'm not judging.
6. skipping school. Did you even get to school before you bunked off somewhere? Or did you just take the bus five stops further and in to town? Hope you don't get caught, either way.
7. exam week. You're going into an exam, or just cramming every last bit of knowledge into your head. Either way, good luck! You're going to need it.
8. detention. What did you do? Or were you innocent and wrapped up in your friend's scheme, and now you both have detention? I do not envy you at any rate.
9. summer holiday. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER! Burn your books, burn your uniforms. Everything is over for another 6 weeks (or however long you get off).
10. faculty. Oh, hello miss/sir. No, we weren't talking about bunking. Yep, you're the teacher. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you get this option, you or your partner can do a second roll for the scenario.
11. TAKE YOUR PICK. Free for you. Whether you want to pick something from the list, or make up your own scenario, this option allows that. (Of course, you could just bypass the rolling entirely.)

7. There is no 7. If you roll this, you will disappear.

8. MOOD MISMATCH MEME
The character tagging in can be the cause, the subject, or the witness of a more or less (in)appropriate display of feelings.
I. WOEFULLY -
o1. Take over the world.
o2. Eat chocolate cake.
o3. Train with them.
o4. Attend a party thrown for them, or for you.
o5. Get crowned / promoted / awarded a high honour by, or beside them.
o6. Receive a dazzling gift from them.
II. ANGRILY -
o1. Carry out a domestic task with their help.
o2. Make them a sandwich.
o3. Direct them in traffic.
o4. Propose, or commit to them.
o5. Deliver their mail / missive / gift.
o6. Give them a massage.
III. BLISSFULLY -
o1. Break their heart.
o2. Read out a defamatory article about them, or a vicious critical review of their work.
o3. Trigger a curse/mechanism that condemns you both to some terrible chore or fate.
o4. Destroy all that is dear to them.
o5. Share your germs. All of them.
o6. Sign you both up for a nigh-suicide mission.
IV. POLITELY -
o1. Take them hostage.
o2. Knock them out.
o3. Pickpocket them.
o4. Confront them about something you learned by listening in on their private conversations, reading their (e-)mail, or having their house under surveillance.
o5. Betray them.
o6. Try to kill them, or have them killed.

9. Situational Comedy
Relationship!
1. The Weird Friend: One person has an average, well put together life. The other occasionally shows up to disrupt it! Strange neighbor, that guy someone's known since college, the girl that sometimes makes the toys on her desk talk to each other. People like having them around but at some point they are going to be embarrassing.
2. The Crush: That person that's always been just out of reach for whatever reason. It could be a recent crush, or it could have been there for years. One thing is for sure- every time this person enters the room one person turns into an idiot and manages at least one unattractive thing per every five minutes. Let's just hope the crush finds it charming.
3. Family: Can't live with them, wouldn't be alive without them (whether by blood, legality, or other bonds); family can find some of the best ways to step into someone's life and make a nuisance of themselves. But sometimes when someone is feeling alone, they can bring a touch of tenderness or a smack of reality to help someone through a hard patch.
4. The Roommate: They might be new. They might have been around for years. They might deserve a punch half the time, or both characters might get along great! They might have chosen to be there or circumstances created an odd couple. Who better to have an adventure with?
5. Free choice!

Scenario
1. Caught in the act! Stealing? Enjoying private time with the significant other? Or maybe someone thinks they caught the other doing something they shouldn't, but it's a matter of odd placement. Or they possibly just walked in on the remnants of a disaster.
2. The very important lost item! A lost engagement ring? A phone with someone's personal information? That pair of underwear with a name on it left in a government building that people shouldn't have been in? It's going to take a tag team effort to get it back and maybe a lot of explaining of why and how in the first place.
3. Baby/pet sitter! An infant or pet has been left in someone's care. Let's hope one of the people here knows how to deal with it, or else this will be a disaster. Especially when that child swallows a dime and starts a panic, or that cat claws up someone's favorite coat.
4. Have to make it there in time! There's a wedding! A date! A very important job interview! Something. It'll be easier to make it with help, or have emotional support there when the chance has been missed.
5. The Big Event! Something has been planned for a while. A birthday party, a big meeting, a concert. Something huge. But things are about to go horribly wrong, whether it's the wrong band has been booked or a race of space weevils just ate the catering. Help to fix the situation has to come from unlikely sources.
6. Free choice!

Comments

2-3. hello again, you can never escape me.

[deadtective]

[that certainly was something substantial you just slammed into, but fortune is not kind enough to have made it Bambi's mother; it's not even kind enough for it to have been a regular person who would have been horribly mangled and managably quiet.

no, the person who just became the victim of a literal driveby is most certainly still alive. even before Ranmaru decides to get out and check the specifics, muffled cursing and shouting can be heard from beneath the car. to Hazel, complaining is more important than putting her entire effort in crawling out from underneath here - although she's doing her fair share of that, too.]

Oh my fucking god are you fucking serious right now.

my favorite undead!!

[unoradinary]

[OH GOD OH FUCK OH SHIT HER DAD IS GOING TO KILL HER.

Oh wait, they're still alive.

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE THEY STILL ALIVE...is not the question she should be asking. The fact they're still alive is great. She doesn't want to kill anyone...

So rather than think it over any longer, she opens the car door and hops out to inspect whatever the hell is going on with this girl...]

Oh man, I'm so sorry! I didn't see you I- you- and the car..!! Are you okay!?!

not like you have that many options in that category

[deadtective]

I just got mowed down by a car, how do you think I am?

[she doesn't mean to sound so snappish, but considering the circumstances it's perhaps excusable. hey, look at the total lack of blood on the scene too! maybe this isn't going to be as bad as you first thought.

not for Hazel, though. she's nearly out from under the car when she seems to meet resistance; looking back, she comes to the awful realization that...]

The wheel's still on my bag! Come the fuck on!

she's still my favorite

[unoradinary]

[It's actually really weird...

But questions can be saved for later!! She owes it to this girl to help her get her bag (at the least) so...]

Oh, uh, I'll help with that!

[She walks to the side of the car, crouches down, takes a firm grip of the side...

...and lifts the car up pretty easily.]

Can you get it?

[Then again she can probably get out from under the car pretty easily now, too.]

aw senpai...

[deadtective]

Jesus.

[oh sure she's the weird one here when this girl is LIFTING A CAR BY HERSELF. Hazel continues grumbling quietly under her breath as she simply rolls out from under the car, taking her bag along with her. everything in there is probably crushed now, ugh. she doesn't even want to peek right now.

she doesn't really have much to say to the girl right now, so she just pulls herself up into a sitting position and starts gently prodding herself to make sure that everything's settled back into place properly. it has the added bonus of looking like she's checking for internal damage, which is great.]

[unoradinary]

[Once Hazel's out, Ran's busy placing the car down as carefully as possible. Hitting some weird girl who doesn't bleed and wrecking the car in one night...ignoring the fact she'd probably go to jail for hitting Hazel, she's more afraid of her Dad getting pissed honestly.

But once it's down she immediately turns around to face her victim and frets. Oh does she fret.]

S-sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry, I didn't meant to hit you! Are you o-, I mean, you shouldn't be okay, but you sorta look okay, so...are you? Or...I mean...do I need to bring you to the hospital or? Uh?

6-3

[heavenscorpse]

My lunch money?

[Vivi "V/V" doesn't seem to even realize she's being bullied right now by some girls bigger than her. She smiles and shakes her head.]

I bring my lunch to school. I don't have any money on me. Why do you ask?

[The girls are looking increasingly annoyed as she keeps talking. I don't know if there are violent girls at Ranmaru's school but it's an action comedy so I assume there are!]

Oh, did you want to eat lunch together?

[unoradinary]

[It was true, unfortunately, that a lot of the people at this school were pretty terrible. The girls only really treated Ran well because of her appearance, never neglecting to mention how manly they thought she looked and behaved; it wasn't something she appreciated, but considering they didn't stop after being told to, at this point she goes along with it just to avoid any hassle.

But it didn't stop them from hassling other people whenever they could, and it wasn't something Ran could just stand by and watch; especially considering how clueless Vivi sounded. Those naive types deserved to be protected the most.

The sound her clogs make with each step she takes gives her away before anything else, mostly because she's the only one allowed to break the dress code to such an extent.]

If a single flower blooms amongst nothing but weeds, people would instinctively strive to protect it. It would be unthinkable to allow it's beauty to wither and die at the hands of such ugly, overgrown things.

Why, then, do we not apply the same standards to our fellow human beings? Maybe that's the nature of man's hypocrisy...

[She stops within what is very obviously striking distance, hands in her pockets.]

Now back off, before I decide to do some gardening of my own.

[heavenscorpse]

[The girls are suitably intimidated, more from Ranmaru's imposing nature rather than the cheesy thing she just said. They promptly back off and scatter like seeds in the wind.]

Hi, Ranmaru. [Vivi hasn't talked to Ran much, but she knows her name!] I don't really get what you just said, sorry.

[Extended metaphors are not Vivi's strong suit.]

[unoradinary]

Eh, it ain't important.

[EXCEPT SHE WORKED SO HARD ON IT...noone appreciates poets until they're dead.]

More important, are you alright? That ain't the first time I've seen those girls tryin'a hassle you, V.

[heavenscorpse]

Oh, is that what they were doing?

[She had to be told outright... In human AUs she gets no excuse for being a ditz.]

I'm fine. Thank you for worrying about me, it's very sweet of you.

[unoradinary]

As an ally of justice, I can't just stand by and watch things like that! It gets me all fired up inside.

[She slaps a hand (carefully) onto her shoulder.]

How about you eat lunch with me? That oughta keep 'em off your back, and food always tastes best with a friend by your side.

FIGHT ME BROTHER

[boneafide]

SANS!!!!!!

ok

[humerous]

bro.

[boneafide]

WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY BAG OF POPATO CHISPS IN THE FRIDGE?

[humerous]

it's not empty.
there's perfectly good popato chisps dust in there.
i'm refrigerating it.

1/2

[boneafide]

OH OKAY.

2/2

[boneafide]

OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT THE EMPTY NOT-QUICHE-PAN IN THE STOVE?

for anya

[ahanalyzing]

[As nice an idea as it is that she could simply apologise to Maxie for trying to destroy Hoenn and be let off with a warning, society does have rules. Rules that say you're not supposed to blow up Hoenn. So it's likely there was a lot of legal stuff and maybe some psychiatric evaluation cause let's face it, Courtney's got issues, that ultimately lead them to the situation they're at now.

So here she is, in her poke-state provided accommodation in Lilycove city, where she's supposed to.........."reintegrate into society" as the judge put it.

Further frustration appears when she's also informed that she's being assigned a roommate to live with her that's going to double as her parole officer. It was to be expected, but she wasn't exactly happy about it either.

So she leaves her new home, walks through the city - taking note but not acknowledging the looks she's getting as she goes - and waits inside of lilycove harbour, fully expecting a person to turn up and not, you know........................

a pokemon.]

[sirnight]

[Being both a telepath and an empath, the Gardevoir species are particularly good when it comes to keeping an eye on troublemakers, even if the species is normally pigeonholed into maternal, supportive roles. A cynical Pokemon, Anya suits the job of keeping troublemakers under control quite well. Even without a trainer, they are perfectly capable of performing jobs such as this and powerful enough to hold their own.

So, when meeting her newest assignment, Anya realizes there had been one mistake in their debriefing: no photos. With the information they were provided, they were given the distinct impression of a unhinged lunatic even for a terrorist. Even knowing they shouldn't make assumptions, the individual they meet does not meet any of the mental images they had of the dangerous criminal.

To put it lightly, they didn't expect an...ordinary young woman.

............................

Anya looks around to see if there is someone else and this girl just kind of...wandered into the meeting place by chance, but...no...

They just kind of...stare. And tilts their head.]

?

[ahanalyzing]

[It doesn't even cross her mind that she could have been assigned a pokemon; one would think living in a world full of them Courtney might even entertain the idea, but Courtney is also pretty unique in the fact she...doesn't really care about Pokemon as much as the average person does. They're just tools she had to use to defend herself while working for a terrorist organisation. It's why she only had, like, a camerupt Maxie gave her, while her Mightyena and Weezing were just typical pokemon available during Team Magma's criminal days.

So whereas anyone else might be a little awestruck by the appearance of a gardevoir, elegant and majestic as they are, Anya is simply given an emotionless stare in response to their appearance.

For a very.

Uncomfortable.

Amount.

Of.

Time.

And then-]

Leave.

[She's waiting on someone, she isn't looking for company.]

[sirnight]

[...Tempted as they may be to whip out telepathy and tell the girl to behave, that is too intimate for Anya to do with a stranger, never mind a dirty criminal. Instead, Anya reaches a three-fingered hand into the purse hanging off their shoulder to pull out both a letter and a badge.

The letter is very official with a very official Hoenn seal and goes into detail about who Anya is and what is expected of Courtney during parole. The badge makes it clear that Anya is, in fact, the parole officer meant to keep tabs on the crazy psycho would be mass murderer.

Who...isn't radiating the usual aura of psychopathy or bloodlust or other antisocial thoughts or urges Anya would expect. In fact, it's almost like no one's home, emotionally...

Anya points two fingers at their eyes and then at Courtney, to make it clear why they are here.]

1/3

[ahanalyzing]

[...ah, is that what this is? The bag only serves to make Courtney think Anya's a messenger pokemon now or something, kind of like those dragonites they use in Kanto for package delivery.

As it's handed over, Courtney takes the letter, undoing the seal, and begins to read through it...]

[ahanalyzing]

[ahanalyzing]

...humiliating.

[Her arms fall to her side and the letter only lingers in her hand for a second or two before it's dropped.

Is this what she's been reduced to? Babysat by a pokemon?

Maybe they're hoping to shame her into good behaviour.]