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[humerous]

sans AGE: god i dont know. but of all the main characters in UT, i imagine he's only younger than the likes of Asgore and Toriel, who are both over 1000 years old. (granted he's a lot younger than they are, since he likely wasn't around before monsters were sealed underground) HEIGHT: 4'0 even. Maybe an inch or two taller than that at best; he's the same height as a human child. WEIGHT: less than papyrus GENDER: male HAIR: none to avoid hair line fractures EYES: tiny white dots...but sometimes he gets a single, real eye that flashes yellow and blue rapidly ORIGIN: underground what is presumably real earth LANGUAGE: english i guess VISION Sans is short and stocky, and almost looks overweight despite the fact he's literally bones. I assume his jacket is the cause for this, being padded. Despite his short stature he doesn't slouch (most of the time) but his posture is average. He doesn't stand tall enough to appear confident. what else do i even write he's literally a skeleton oh yeah his smile is permanent. even if he's not smiling in an icon, he's smiling. it's super difficult to read his expression as a result SOUND Sans possesses a very deep, gravelly voice that makes it sound like he's some kind of heavy chain smoker. He lacks any discernible accent. His voice is very even though, and regardless of whether or not he's mad or sad or happy, it all kind of sounds the same. he also doesn't emote very much. this is the closest match to what i imagine. SCENT bones and puns no actually grease and ketchup. sorry everyone MISC nadda