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[unoradinary]

Ranmaru kujo Rindou AGE: 16, 17 is...August 23rd. HEIGHT: 5'8 ~officially~ but dude does not know how height works so I put her at 5'10 WEIGHT: idk GENDER: Female HAIR: Pink (apparently...natural...her dad has pink hair too) EYES: Brown ORIGIN: Japan, unnamed anime city #23894 LANGUAGE: Japanese VISION Ranmaru is the kind of person who probably feels like she's even bigger than she is when you're with her in person. She stands tall, broadens her shoulders and has a very confident posture overall; she also tends to talk with her hands, so there're a lot of vague hand gestures or even arm waving going on. She's an animated kind of person. Also important to note: despite the fact the person doing the art for the series is awful at showing is, she is on the muscular side. I imagine something like (Slightly NSFW) this. Her body type is fairly narrow, too. When idle, she doesn't stand perfectly still. She'd be the type to adjust her hat, scratch her cheek or maybe shift a little every so often. I guess from an in character perspective she actually passes as fairly ambiguous gender, appearance wise, and is naturally attractive when appearing as either. Several times in the series she's shown to be very popular with both men and women in terms of attractiveness, with some girls even mistaking her for a male idol once. Like so and so and so. Speaking of clothing, she tends to always wear her canon outfit unless forced out of it. Jacket, pants, hat, and she binds her chest with bandages rather than wear a real shirt or something. I think that's about everything... NO WAIT IMPORTANT her hair looks messy because it literally is. Ranmaru does not brush her hair ever so it looks like a friggin mess intentionally. SOUND RANMARU IS LOUD. She basically lacks volume control, and she's too enthusiastic about life in general, so her range is anything between above acceptable talking volume and LITERAL YELLING. Her voice is actually deep and she speaks very gruffly. She's bad at formality in general, so it comes across in her speech. Fairly loose with the old grammar, lots of "ain't" and words ending in g missing a g. She can also speak kind of carelessly...things she says can sound rude or sometimes insulting but she is honestly just clueless. Basically if she ever is actually quiet, you know something's probably wrong. You can hear her here. SCENT Ranmaru likely smells like the outdoors; you'd get a general earthy/woodland/wrestles live animals too much smell from her considering she not only lives that way in-game, but has for a lot of her life back home, since her and her dad live out in the mountains more than in their actual house...to honest to god wrestle animals. She neglects to wear any scented stuff either. MISC don't be fooled she cute

[humerous]

sans AGE: god i dont know. but of all the main characters in UT, i imagine he's only younger than the likes of Asgore and Toriel, who are both over 1000 years old. (granted he's a lot younger than they are, since he likely wasn't around before monsters were sealed underground) HEIGHT: 4'0 even. Maybe an inch or two taller than that at best; he's the same height as a human child. WEIGHT: less than papyrus GENDER: male HAIR: none to avoid hair line fractures EYES: tiny white dots...but sometimes he gets a single, real eye that flashes yellow and blue rapidly ORIGIN: underground what is presumably real earth LANGUAGE: english i guess VISION Sans is short and stocky, and almost looks overweight despite the fact he's literally bones. I assume his jacket is the cause for this, being padded. Despite his short stature he doesn't slouch (most of the time) but his posture is average. He doesn't stand tall enough to appear confident. what else do i even write he's literally a skeleton oh yeah his smile is permanent. even if he's not smiling in an icon, he's smiling. it's super difficult to read his expression as a result SOUND Sans possesses a very deep, gravelly voice that makes it sound like he's some kind of heavy chain smoker. He lacks any discernible accent. His voice is very even though, and regardless of whether or not he's mad or sad or happy, it all kind of sounds the same. he also doesn't emote very much. this is the closest match to what i imagine. SCENT bones and puns no actually grease and ketchup. sorry everyone MISC nadda